Memorable moment from Bob’s 80th Birthday Bash

Former Hutt Old Boys Marist Rugby Football Club President, Peter McGuinness, taking the piss on the fact that my Club, Upper Hutt, had never won the Jubilee Cup, awarded to the Winners of the Wellington RF Union’s Premier Grade competition, presents me with a 2007 Jubilee Cup Medal presented to his Club.

My immediate response was to ask “should I wear it in bed?”

84 year young Dick Woollett (aka Biggus Dickus), former Grand Cock of the Pheasant Pluckers Society, who had for some unknown reason been hovering on the fringe, immediately joins the fray and brought the house down with “If you score I will borrow it!”.

PS McGuinness should be reminded that Upper Hutt only needs to win the Jubilee Cup once and it will be on equal terms with HOBM.